13 May 2009

Meatpunch Forthcoming...

In hopes of spurring some more worthwhile content (i. e. stuff from Teh 'Bride) on Glaven's site, I'm risking my 4th meatpunch this week (and it's only Wednesday) by posting, without permission, pictures of Ellie's many hairdos. And, perhaps even, some hairdon'ts, but who am I to judge.

















Rockin' the Bunny Ears



Rockin' the Jovi Hair




















Striking a (Senior Picture) pose





























Straight Hair














As a brunette.

















Whoa...way outta my league.

20 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

FIRST!1! Appropriately enough!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Wow, with great posts like this, it's a wonder Teh Marcy has never made you BotW. But she never will because she told me (in confidence)that she hates you.

Oops! Forget you read that last part.

That much said ...

Hahahahahaha!

Teh 'Bride is leaving work at 2 (EDT) for an eye dr appt so she may not see this (not that she reads your blog - but I just sent her the link) today, but I'll make sure she gets around to it ASAP in case Ellie comes home, meat-punches you, and makes you take it down.

Especially since you look so much girlier than she does in that one picture.

O, hells, you're ALWAYS Teh Girliest Man in Teh Room, so why single out one picture?

In conclusion, if I ever did THIS to Teh 'B, she'd meat-punch me to DEATH.

So you do gotz some 's@ck on ya, Dr. Nic ...

FOR THE TIME BEING!

Hahahahahaha!

Best Post 4EVAH!1!

Anonymous said...

yer bride is gorgeous + v fotogenic
but
u r still in so so so so so much trouble!!
teh bride

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Wow. Teh 'B. hasn't even read MY blog today!

HOME-WRECKER!1!

Carolina John said...

ok glaven came through on that one. too funny! and those are some great pics of ellie.

Xenia said...

Ellie is gorgeous and has fabulous hair, but she still needs to meat punch you for this because it was unauthorized. You men, you never learn...

Anonymous said...

From Dr. Mrs. Giebs: There are two possibilities for the evening
1) (If "meat punch" means something like "kicking you in the balls")--Nic will get bag smacked many times.

2) (if "meat punch" has something to do with the blessings of marriage/horizontal polka/nakedness)--Nic will be getting NONE of that...At least for the next day or two.

I am additionally pissed at Dr Jerk b/c i was just thinking that I should get my roots touched up (it's been about 5 weeks), and now i think that he thinks my hair is crap and needs to be colored...SOO, as punishment for his possible (although not probable) zinger, I will make an appt at the salon for a cut, color AND MANNY PEDDY...HAHAHAHHAHA

Got ya ;)

Anonymous said...

From Dr. Mrs. Giebs:
one more thing...Mr. Glaven, you have a very interesting name. Do you enjoy Renaissance Fairs, wearing tights, sword fights and calling your bride a wench?

If so, I would understand...but please refrain from calling your lady a wench...not very nice young steed.

Just strikes me as a renaissancy name

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Oooo, kicks to the n*ts@ck are faaarrrrrr more devastating.

Hey Dr. Nic, it may be time to explore that second career you always wanted singing in a Bee Gees cover band:

You know it's all right,
It's okay
Who needs a n*ts@ck anyway?
Women just can't understand
What a meat-punch does to man

Whether you're a runner
Or whether you're a Mummer
You're just stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
B@lls will soon be breakin'
When fun of your wife you're makin'
And yer stayin' alive
Stayin' alive"

Ah! Ah! Ah! stayin' alive!
Stayin' alive!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaaahhhhhh, staying aliiiiii-hii-iii-iiiiiiiivvvvee!
...

joyRuN said...

Dr. Mrs. Giebs is beautiful!

You still should've known better than to post unauthorized pics.

Do you even know what a "Mummer" is?

nwgdc said...

I'll be honest...not a clue.

joyRuN said...

Nice, GP.

Referring to Mummers in your spite since TB has read & commented on Dr. Super Runner's post from a scant three hours ago.

Dr. Nic - it's an obscurity that I'm forced to watch every freakin' year at my in-laws house because they're hard-core Philadelphians.

Jess said...

Dude, how did you trick her into marrying you?

Marcy said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA I'm dying of laughter HAHAHAHAAAA Mrs Dr G used the words "bag smacked" HAHAHHAAA Dude you so are done!

Ahhh yes Mrs Dr G gorgeous. If your n*ts@ck ever recovers you both will make some beautiful children ;-)

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

O, Man! Teh Marcy just announced she's keeping you as BotW for A WHOLE OTHER WEEK now, for some bogus reason or other.

Sometimes I think she just enjoys hurting me.

@Mrs. Dr Nic: I was at a Renaissance Faire once and a beggar came up to me and addressed me as "Thee of the illustrious nose-hairs".

For the record, they are nice.

I mean my nose-hairs.

And pretty prominent.

SteveQ said...

I can't say anything about hair... the Ice Age photos have displayed incontrevertible proof that I have a bald spot to rival Prince William's. Then again, being such a Munchkin, Nic, you'll never see it.

Ace said...

Wow man you like living on the edge don't you! Well all my best if this post is your last ever.... :)

Blyfinn said...

Please let me know where you got the little "Garmin Sez..." app. I would LOVE to place something like that on my blog.

Ted said...

Ellie must know sign language. She did an excellent job fingerspelling N and F very clearly.

Marcy said...

I'm only inflicting the same pain on you (G) that you inflicted on me when you stopped using the word "n*t s@ck" for a couple of your blog posts.

Can we kiss and make up now? :-*