If you look off to the right a bit and into the "Odometer" portion of this page, you'll see another Goose Egg under this week's mileage. Yep. Besides running 13 miles last Saturday, not much has changed since the last post. I'm still a bit busy and haven't been running much. There are several reasons for this, and some of them bum me out, but others I'm okay with.
In my haste to get the office running and looking how I'd like it to, I spent the majority of Sunday night painting, framing pictures, and arranging rooms. In the effort to get it done by Monday's first patient at 8:00 AM, I was moving Zenith HiLo (big, heavy adjusting tables) tables around, room to room, at about 10:30 PM. They're heavy. I'm freakishly strong not as strong as you may think I am, based upon my writing ability and stunning good looks, and pulled something in my abdominal region. I won't get into what it feels like, but it feels like a kick to the groin. This week has been spent making sure this thing doesn't fully erupt and trying to explain this part of my anatomy to my wife. Add that to a bit of plantar fasciitis in my right foot that flared up on the 13 miler last weekend, and I decided to take it easy on the running front, and get some new shoes (I'm still running in the same shoes I ran 3 marathons and a 50 miler in last fall. Not smart.
At the same time, this mini setback has helped me get a grip on my diet. A little "chink in the armor" like this makes sure to remind me that I'm no longer invincible and the most important aspect of retaining what invincibility I still have is through DIET. With the increased stress regarding work (Mad Props to those of you out there that own your own business...I fully understand how the work never ends...), and the stress regarding running that I kind of touched on in the last post, my diet has suffered a bit. Adam's
blog has been fantastic, as it's reminded me about the nutritional plan I buy into--
The Paleo(ish) Diet. I add the "ish" in there because I definitely don't buy in to all of it but completely trust the basic premise. I've pulled in the 'cheats' in my diet, and things are looking up!
While keeping up on other blogs, I've noticed quite a bit of chatter about punching children
in the face or locking them
in dog cages. Because I'm not yet a parent, I figured I'd get into the act by beating on Parsenn a bit.
Last week I came home for lunch and found our living room a disaster. Parsenn was cowering in a corner, knowing he was in deep trouble. He had chewed up 3 full rolls of paper towel along with 3 magazines. It was amazing how small he got every single piece of paper. I was NOT happy, although the fact he didn't chew up our Smithsonian magazine helped. He did chew up the most recent Runner's World, which I was okay with. The last thing I need to see is another guy on the cover with very little clothing on.
Kara Goucher I'm okay with.
This? Not so much.
Anyway, back to my physical abuse of Parsenn...
After kennelling him the rest of the day, I began to feel bad and partially responsible for his bad behavior. I blame this guilt on the fact I was raised
Catholic. Parsenn hasn't been getting the exercise he probably needs due to the F.C. weather we've been having. So I decided to start playing
ChuckIt with him again. This morning, armed with the ChuckIt in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, we headed outside. Parsenn was beyond excited to see the ChuckIt loaded and ready to go. I raised my arm. Parsenn takes off like a bullet. I then rotate back my arm and begin the forward motion to release the tennis ball. That's when I remember the ChuckIt has been outside all winter and the ball is frozen inside the cup. Uh Oh.
By now Parsenn is 50 yards away, staring around, waiting for the ball to land. It doesn't take much to confuse him, and this had him completely flustered. Much like
Viper likely looks when he wakes up on a typical Saturday morning. I pounded the ChuckIt on the ground a couple times to get the ball unfrozen from the stick, and then picked it back up and began to toss it. I need to have it land someplace near him so I don't have to walk out there and get it. Because of this, I pretty much
aim for him and launch the tennis ball. I'll be honest...my aim isn't all that great. I played quarterback in football until my sophomore year, when they finally realized I couldn't throw, thus moving me to tailback. I have NO IDEA how it took them
that long. Anyway, I think you know where this is going...
The picture below shows about where Parsenn was when the frozen tennis ball hit him broadside, knocked him to the ground thus scaring the BaJesus out of him and a yelp like I've never heard before. Not only am I embarrassed for the sissy-like noise he made, he is too. His tail's actually beginning to mold to the area between his legs. I'm just glad he didn't try to catch the frozen tennis ball with his teeth.

The black speck is Parsenn, retrieving another of my laser-guided throws.
He recovered, however, and proceeded to have a blast outside...

He even developed a bit of a beard-cicle!
Next week, it's back to running for me. Trails. Speed. Runs with Parsenn. More paleo.
Unless, of course, work has other plans...in the meantime, thanks for keeping me entertained, blogger friends!